For CentCom

I just had to quote this from Billmon's blog, for those CentCom guys who might be reading:

"And this: The ultimate result, of course, is a truly insane combination of bed partners, with the Iraqi prime minister giving a stemwinder of a speech against Zionist aggression in Baghdad one day, and then flying off to Washington the next day to vow enternal vigilance against terrorism in front of the most pro-Israel body on the planet -- the U.S. Congress. Meanwhile, Iranian-backed guerrillas are killing Israeli soldiers in Lebanon while an Iranian-backed government in Iraq sends its troops out on patrols with the U.S. military, which is speeding bunker buster bombs to the Israeli military so it can go kill more Iranian-backed guerrillas."

But, not to worry: we are pretty sure those bombs we are giving to Israel are for Lebanon, not Iraq.... or Iran. I guess you CentCom guys realize that if Israel bombs Iran, the US military in Iraq is in way ddddeeeeepppp....

And, if that above was not enough to boost your morale, think about this: Pakistan is working on a production plant so that they can start producing 40 or 50 nuclear bombs a YEAR. We also sold them F-16s, well, that is BUSH DID.... and Bush is also promoting nuclear weapons in India (with some help from our congress critters). Now, I'm sure that the current dictator in Pakistan will NEVER BE REPLACED, and all his subjects who work in the nuclear weapons industry are totally loyal, so no need to worry. And besides, the next time someone whats to start a war over WMDs in another country that have never been used: well, this time we will know they REALLY EXIST!!! Hope I made your day, CentCom. [Damn, all this would be funny to me if only real people weren't getting killed !!!]